• 08:08 Damn American #Packers fans and your day off to watch the game... #
• 11:11 @thatbootlegguy And what of @joereid? #
• 11:39 Looks like the Packers are going to take back our lead for worst special teams, as determined by @fb_outsiders. Sigh. #
• 15:50 Why does Tashard Choice run the Wildcat (sorry, Razorback)? Felix Jones (co-) ran it in college! He was an actual Razorback! #
• 20:30 Corey Webster is playing like he has money on the Broncos. #

• 08:52 @joalberts You should be awesome like me. Or just use it for reading rather than writing; that's acceptable too. #
• 14:32 @thecubsfan Google gives me www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/ #
• 16:07 Reading the old Wrestling Observer with a bunch of details from the house show in Regina that was at when I was 12. #
• 16:08 I only remember Hart defendinga gainst Berserker, the tag change, and Bossman whiffing on a nightstick shot against Nailz. #
• 16:09 Oh, and I remember that all the girls LOVED
  Shawn Michaels. I was roundly chastising anyone in my vacinity. #
• 16:42 @jameskalyn I did not. The only shows I've been to were 1992, 2002, and this year. #
• 16:47 @albertxii Heh. No kidding. #
• 20:39 Gave #ModernFamily another try. It's fine, but it vs. #Community just isn't a discussion worth having. #
• 20:51 However, this is my first time watching #Cougartown, and it's definitely a dark horse candidate. #
• 21:57 @thatbootlegguy Chase is actually most
  ly working for me, and everyone else is good enough against Chase & Jeong to make it work. #
• 22:06 @luchablog You're very crafty. I like it. #
• 22:11 I am now officially caught up on my #VentureBros. #

• 10:10 @JohnOrq I read it this summer. It's good. #
• 13:40 @jameskalyn You're foolish. Cream of mushroom soup is god's way of showing he loves us. #
• 18:59 @albertxii You didn't enjoy watching 13 sketches set in the 50s & 60s?? #
• 19:34 @albertxii I am not a hater! I loved the hell of the first sketch and quoted it for years! "We brought pens!" #
• 19:35 @albertxii It just doesn't need to be on WU five times
  a year. #
• 20:01 @jameskalyn BFF 4 Life #

• 00:15 #AmericanDad makes me wish I knew My Morning Jacket. As in, they actually sound really good. #
• 10:11 @MandiBarnett The verdict is in: you're silly. #
• 10:25 Well. Wtf do I know? RT @hansen9j Tomorrow all of America will make a waiver claim on Chris Chambers and I will laugh and laugh. #
• 10:54 @fb_outsiders Reminds me of Aaron Rodgers while Favre was still there. #
• 11:35 The stunt casting made me watch "What Up With That?" for the first time. It will also be the last time. #SNL #
• 11:58 @joereid Magical. I've seen it twice today, and will see it more. #
• 12:15 @jameskalyn Keenan Thompson is usually a non-starter for me. HYOOGE exception: "I'm Rita". #
• 12:18 @KevinMarshall And Grove should have got submission. But I still love @JoshKoscheck all the same. #
• 13:19 Come disagree with me! RT @the-w.com/t/39521 WHAT UP WITH THAT #
• 16:38 @KevinMarshall Much obliged for the invite (eve
  n if I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now...) #
• 18:39 Attn @mandibarnett RT @joereid: RT @Movieline 7 over-the-top responses to 'New Moon' from threatened fanboys: bit.ly/5JuVTs #

Watch it before it gets yanked. Highest recommendation.

• 00:17 Also, Grove got fucked out of his submission of the night #ufc #
• 00:33 @thatbootlegguy ?? Is this a spoiler for the picks? #
• 00:44 Damn you, conventional wisdom. What with your "Griffin won the fight" nonsense. The 10 people at my place=the 3 judges @ Rua/Dragon, I guess #
• 01:58 @JoshKoscheck Let GSP look unstoppable for one more fight. Then it's your time to strike. #
• 01:59 A late slip, but I love it: i38.tinypic.com/2h36h69.jpg #
• 02:04 But for the record, the [inappropriate reference]s had a better game plan than Ortiz in Rd #. #
• 03:46 So, I love Antoine Winfield being out as much as the next man. But at some point, shouldn't it actually affect the Vikes? #
• 10:44 @thatbootlegguy The Andre line was as great as advertised. #
• 11:54 Let's Go Riders! Let's Go Riders! #
• 12:05 @FO_ASchatz The Steelers clearly want that kickoff record. #
• 17:11 Sonofabitch RT @BradBiggs: League source
  says the Packers have lost CB Al Harris for the season to a torn ACL. bit.ly/5xDZaL #
• 17:56 Kampmann & Harris are out for the season. Boo! Riders are likely going to the Grey Cup. Yaaaaaaaaay! #
• 18:41 We want the Cup! We want the Cup! We want the Cup! #
• 22:01 "I heard the Stamps are going to replace Burris with Jenna Jameson. Sure she'll blow at first, but at least she won't choke on the big ones" #
• 23:05 omg www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2254188695&ref=search&sid=611525716.1732873892..1 #
• 23:49 @KevinMarshall Me? I think? Is it worth it? #

• 00:43 @albertxii Is she as intolerable looking in person? #
• 12:55 @swishster I need proof of this. #
• 21:08 @CanadianManiac Yeah, you're no longer invited... #
• 22:44 @MichaelDavSmith Your lips to god's ears #
• 23:03 I hearby award Koscheck/Johnson seven stars, and demand a Wrestlemania rematch. #
• 23:40 Bull. Shit. Ortiz won, and that 30-27 was bunk. #
• 23:53 @KevinMarshall I vehemently disagree. But I respect your dissension. #
• 00:00 @KevinMarshall That was some of the most entertaining ground I've seen. He was so constant in his movement, always bettering his position. #

• 09:32 Goddamn it. Why does he have to be a late game! RT @injuryexpert RT @ctrent: #bengals cedric benson says he'll be a 'gametime decision' #
• 13:52 @joereid The Peter Vadala part is also great. What a douche. #
• 15:16 Love it RT @jonahkeri "Fornicate the Constable" ftw RT @bkabak Just, you know, click on this. I love a good internet meme. 3.ly/HZid #
• 16:04 Does Joseph Gordon-Levitt always talk like a douchebag, or is it just for his #SNL ads? #
• 23:15 @thatbootlegguy I don't follow him, but I've ch
  ecked out his timeline for joy. @injuryexpert has been good too. #

• 07:48 @thatbootlegguy Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian were awesome. How dare you. #
• 09:16 @jameskalyn Oh lord... That's even right after tax season is done... #
• 10:28 @KevinMarshall Well, you still have the ability to RT the old fashioned way. This is just a way to not get restricted to <140 due to names. #
• 14:54 @Zach_81 You might get more points out of him than usual. :P #
• 15:55 Problem: RTs couldn't be as long, as the prior person's name had
  to be included, thus less than 140 characters were available. #
• 15:55 Solution: A handy "RT" button that copied and credited the exact message. #
• 15:55 Problem: People can no longer comment in the RT. #
• 15:56 Solution: People still CAN comment in the RT. Just do it the old fashioned way. #
• 15:56 Problem: People like to complain. #
• 15:56 Solution: [NONE FOUND] #

• 07:25 RT @KenTremendous What am I supposed to do with the 14,000-word screed I wrote about why Sabathia didn't deserve the Cy Young?! #
• 13:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook Ric Flair's "WOO!" should be transcribed with no "H" and with two O's per second of "WOO!" Take care to time properly. #
• 15:19 Hahahaha RT @Adam_Schefter Vikings contract extension with Brad Childress close to done. bit.ly/2zZXJA #
• 16:27 RT @Unsilent RT @jeskeets: RT @boobaJONES: Fact: Yankees have more NOV wins than Jets, Giants, Knicks and Nets COMBINED! Weak, NY, weak. #
• 17:16 Hypothetical question:
  If I said I was going to Dane Cook tonite, how many of you would unfollow me? #
• 17:35 I'm interested to see how MIA can run without Ronnie's wildcat. I predict little diff. The WC seemed to work due to their strong power run. #
• 17:36 They'll still run it down opps' throats, just after a handoff. #
• 19:19 Twitterberry dislikes the new re-tweet. Any other BB clients that are caught up? #

• 08:33 @KevinMarshall I belive my 1,000th tweet was Wade Boggs Carpet World #
• 09:19 @KevinMarshall Done and done. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be on Sports Shouting in an hour. #
• 13:20 @MandiBarnett We doing Hawksley, right? #
• 13:32 @MandiBarnett I'll keep your face in mind. :| #
• 13:44 Dick Jauron just got fired. The Bills never seemed to have either the "we are a complete and utter disgrace" nor the "we can turn... #
• 13:45 ...this around and make something of this year" needed to be this first firing. (Browns, Titans would be my examples, respectively.) #
• 13:51 @joereid NFL.com is reporting it #
• 13:57 @joereid Or that @thatbootlegguy will be too bitter that it wasn't Cable that he refuses to do the picks with you #

• 08:11 Yay! RT @fb_outsiders An Audibles so exciting it couldn't wait till Monday morning to pop out of the editing room: bit.ly/46CB09 #
• 16:56 @injuryexpert We missed you... #

• 09:05 RT @HenryFPotter You support health care. Not health care reform. Any form of healthcare. #youmightbealiberal #
• 18:10 Reloading NFL.com on my BB has made the #Packers game more exciting than when I was watching it an hour ago #
• 22:34 The Patriots can NOT challenge the spot. No timeouts. #
• 22:35 Also, the Patritos were obviously going for it, since they can't call consecutive timeouts. #
• 22:37 @thecubsfan Ah, good point. #
• 22:39 Ho. Lee. Shit. #

• 09:53 @thatbootlegguy How intricate are the signals? Do they change if someone's on 2nd? #
• 10:36 RT @ebertchicago The Douche Word becomes common in prime time. j.mp/1AWWI8 #
• 10:42 Watching Colbert sing the StarSpangledBanner in harmony makes me wish he had been on The Daily Show with Ed Helms. We could have seen magic. #
• 11:23 I am ashamed at how watchable "The Emperor's New School" is. #
• 13:07 @BrianFromBklyn People are stupid and/or excessively ironic #
• 14:14 Yay for Canada getting #UFC105 live! Lol at the scary voice still saying "Only on Pay-Per-View". #
• 14:17 WTF? BOOOOOOOOO to @RogersSportsnet for promising #UFC105 live and not delivering. They're only showing the countdown show! #
• 14:20 @Adam_Schefter So did Pennington in 2007 and he still won. #
• 14:22 There we go. But now we have a 20 minute tape delay on the show. #ufc105 #sportsnetisrunbymonkeys #
• 14:28 (Don't worry, I won't actually be doing any spoiling. Unless someone dies. But if someone dies, you'll hear about it live, not 20min late.) #
• 14:39 Four words: Fedor in a mask. RT @BrianFromBklyn @hansen9j We gotta wait until 8 Eastern. I don't want to hear any complaining. Or spoilers. #
• 15:18 Going to see STP tonight. Accordingly to Wikipedia, Scott Weiland is not dead as of this moment, so that's encouraging. #
• 15:50 @JohnOrq That's surprising appetizing considering the surrounding styrofoam. #
• 18:58 @jameskalyn I'm very noticeable #
• 22:01 @KevinMarshall It'll be worth it for the Countdown #

• 08:22 I zoned out during the B&V show and forgot to skip through Granny. A mistake I will not make again. #
• 08:23 Heh RT @EricStangel Larry Johnson's agent giving clues about 1 team very interested in signing him. Says it rhymes with Zedmonton Zeskimos. #
• 10:35 @JayJayDean Become a Packers fan! We have more than enough hate to go around. #
• 21:06 @Adam_Schefter What about Benson? Or do you need something to actually comeback to? #
• 21:32 Wade Boggs' Carpet World. Wade Boggs' Carpet World. Wade Boggs' Carpet World. Wade Boggs' Carpet W orld. Wade Boggs' Carpet World. #30rock #

• 08:13 @thatbootlegguy Sadly,the "Cleveland" bleeping bit was actually one of the better ones. A waste of a perfectly good half hour. #
• 12:42 @KevinMarshall Not a clue. But at least we didn't get a R3 of Justin being gassed & Roy being to cautious to finish. #
• 12:52 @KevinMarshall Meh. That wasn't exciting or anything, but it was a viable finish (esp. given the time remaining in the round) #
• 13:32 @KevinMarshall He had KS completely tied up and defenseless, and delivered as much offense as the position off
  ered. Plus, KS was warned. #
• 15:04 Quoting other movies #indiemoviecliche #
• 17:34 Who is the most sensible modern act to play the Super Bowl? (Meaning, the execs have heard of them, been around for a while, they crossover) #
• 17:35 My thought would be Foo Fighters first, Pearl Jam second. #
• 20:21 My brother is at the Bears/Niners game right now. I hope he gets a fun, enjoyable game that ends in tears. #
• 20:24 Stop it, Cutler! Not yet; your time will come... #
• 20:33 RT @scratchbomb if you tweet #steampipea
  lley you automatically get a Google Wave invite! RT THIS! #steampipealley #googlewave #
• 20:36 @BrianFromBklyn Why did I do that? :S #
• 21:04 Ah, Henry Burris. I love it whenever you're mentioned in the list of awful Bears QBs. #
• 21:06 (Frame of reference to Americans: Rider fans hate Burris like Packers fans hate Favre) #
• 21:09 @sportspickle Looks like we're having ourselves a good ol-fashioned #suckoff #
• 21:11 "Incidentally, a football should be 12 inches long, because it's a FOOTball&
  quot; #realmattmillenquotes #
• 21:46 What is it with Bears and punching people in the helmet? And being bad at quarterback? #
• 22:50 RT @PTIShow Somewhere, Rex Grossman is chuckling. #

• 09:58 @jameskalyn I think you got robot-ed :) twitter.com/pavaniiita #
• 14:20 omg omg omg omg RT @PTIShow We've got Cedric Benson today for 5GM. We're also taping an interview with Kurt Warner. Any suggested questions? #
• 14:21 RT @dcorsetto Hahaha THANK YOU. RT @superhappy twitpic.com/p55bp - just letting it out #FtHood #
• 18:31 RT @albertxii is it possible to hear "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen without thinking of the Schmitt's Gay commercial? I submit: it is not. #
• 19:38 What was the point o
  f #Ultimatum anyway? The re-boot of the #UltimateUniverse has been dull and pointless. #
• 21:36 OMG the clip on #TUF between ads of Roy Nelson teaching Kimbo Slice the HALF CRAB was awesome. #