Sadly for all of you, the site I was using to update my Tweets has been broken for a week.

• 20:52 Fuck twitter #

• 11:59 Skittle vodka is a rousing success @kzim #
• 15:46 It is really goddamned windy #

• 18:17 Gone camping to Kenosee, yay! #

"Ben, the two of us need look no more."

• 17:43 RT @ericmillikin Wanna take bets on how many editorial cartoonists draw crappy pictures of Michael Jackson moonwalking thru pearly gates? #
• 19:24 @thecubsfan The Nuggets trade is probably for Billups :) #nbadraft #
• 19:30 Speaking of redundant PGs, the Utah Jazz! #nbadraft #
• 19:35 God, I should just RT that last one. #nbadraft #hornets #

• 13:53 @sportsguy33 You should have Dave Meltzer on again #

• 18:28 Huzzah for meaningless exhibition games! Go Riders! #
• 19:44 #coolbandsmadeuncool Carving Pumpkins, Faith A Little More #
• 20:05 #coolbandsmadeuncool Iron Matron #
• 20:46 #coolbandsmadeuncool Secretaries of the Interior of the United States of America #

• 11:22 @BrianFromBklyn My thoughts exactly. Too well-adjusted for trainwreck TV. #
• 16:31 I should probably mention that I got engaged this weekend. :P #
• 21:05 @choochoobear #askrandy Did your sister have the same accident as Davan's, or has she always been okay? #
• 21:06 @choochoobear #askrandy Also, do you still have archives somewhere the 1982 strips (with the start of Monkeybutter and Woogie)? #

• 11:53 Stupid Cali-plastic ex-spy tail... Atrocious! #

• 08:20 @jameskalyn I still think it says nerd burger. #
• 10:55 @jameskalyn That was too long for me to RT, but I whole heartedly agree. #
• 20:20 A boom box is NOT a toy #

• 17:18 Got my WWE house show tix already. Row 7! #

• 14:32 @thecubsfan That made my day. #

• 20:34 @albertxii I approve of this #

• 00:04 @mmablitz Just awful. Not even their fault, though. Just a bad match-up. Neither had good stand-up, and Uno couldn't take Fisher down. #
• 00:04 @mmablitz So 75% of the fight was meaningless circling, and Fisher stuffing Uno's takedowns. #
• 00:06 @mmablitz Cain murdered Kongo though; I would have called it a 30-25/26, except to get to the murder stage, Cain had to walk thru hellfire. #
• 00:31 @mmablitz I thought Hardy (even tho cheering for Davis) and Silva (even tho spoiled that it was Franklin). Weird show. #
• 00:32 @mmablitz Errr. Swap Hardy & Davis, I think. Thought Grenade won, was cheering for Mohawk. #
• 00:45 @mmablitz I demand Sylvia Vs. Mercer end up on Youtube, followed by Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat #
• 10:47 @sportsguy33 No love for Hot Shots? tinyurl.com/kj9bj4 #

• 10:31 RT @mmablitz Woke up and found out about the death of Mitsuharu Misawa. Already a sad day. #
• 12:44 I wonder if it'll be safe to read my Twitter today, or if I'll get spoiled on UFC 99. Warn me ahead of time, so I can unfollow you briefly. #
• 13:03 @mmablitz Shitty for them, good for me! I've got the PVR recording now, but we're not watching until an hour before the usual air time. #
• 13:04 @mmablitz I should probably delay any tweets I have by an hour too :P #
• 17:04 And stupid SI.com has a spoiler headline on the frontpage. Te-fuckin'-rrific. #
• 17:22 @albertxii Yeah, but I'm not watching it until tonight. And I'm sure plenty of other people will do the same. #
• 17:23 There's a difference between a headline that says "UFC 99 Results" and "X Beats Y by Z" when 80% of viewers won't see it for 4-5 hours. #
• 23:21 There's "spoilers" and then there are "results I heard but then disagreed with". Weird. #