• 14:11 @fb_outsiders SLC, Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto, LA, San Antonio, Hartford, Calgary #
• 14:12 @JayJayDean Crap, I forgot Vegas! #
• 16:33 Spent too much time figuring out the new divisions for my answer to @fb_outsiders' question, assuming 40 teams = 8 by 5. Will write it soon. #
• 16:58 RT @OldHossRadbourn You've heard about Catherine the Great and the horse, no? A historical tidbit for you: "horse" is a typo. It's "Hoss." #
• 17:46 Hey, @JayJayDean already started the discussion! I'll contribue when I get a chance RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39386 Let's expand the NFL #
• 18:03 @JayJayDean Yeah, my four Canadian teams will also be met with a resounding no. Still gonna do it, though. #
• 19:32 @JayJayDean Heh, I'm even a CFL season ticket holder. If those four collapse, the Riders will reign supreme! #
• 22:31 So, big home game for the Riders tomorrow night. Do I watch Strikeforce on pvr, or do I just read results & watch the interesting fights? #

• 08:33 RT @OldHossRadbourn These all-defense, no offense first base men like M. Teixeira are a throwback to a bygone era. It does me proud. #
• 12:46 @MichaelDavSmith Any early expectations on ratings? Are they aiming for Kimbos, or just hoping they don't get Smith/Lawler? #
• 15:12 @joereid Or visiting France. #
• 15:15 The truth comes out! RT @yesmichaelkay Hey fans! Iiiiiiiiiit's the only blog I read! bit.ly/3UILgf #
• 20:10 It's official: #ParksandRec has finally went past "potential" and into "really good". #
• 20:10 Although this is after an episode that did not focus on Lady Michael Scott, so we'll see about next week. #
• 20:42 Resisting... urge... to fast forward through #TheOffice... #

• 09:45 @fb_outsiders Every vote that is not a vote for BF is a vote I can get behind. #
• 11:24 RT @joereid The Ten Gayest Freeze-Frames from the "Hannah Montana" movie: tinyurl.com/yhoguq2 #
• 13:36 RT @drhastings Anybody else horrified when Jeff Dunham showed up on 30 Rock, and it looked like he might be the new TGS cast member? #
• 18:37 YES! RT @choochoobear Oh, @pvponline, you beautiful bastard: tinyurl.com/y98ghdk #
• 21:36 If Marcus Jones loses, we riot. #tuf #
• 22:10 RT @sportspickle This game must be fun for Jimmy Fallon 'cause he grew up a Yankees fan. And Mets fan. And BoSox fan. Probably Phillies, too #

• 14:33 @Adam_Schefter So if he clears waivers, he's a full FA with the ability to sign for more (but probably less) than the $2.4M with whomever? #
• 14:38 Once again, when @choochoobear talks, you should listen. He's hitting all the right points on gay marriage. #
• 14:52 @thatbootlegguy Any early results? #

• 08:56 Talking with non-NFL fans at work who think that Packers fans booing Favre is classless. Trying to keep my tone measured and non-homicidal. #
• 09:16 RT @ryanqnorth The Doom boxart artist has died :( RT @PosterchildPITH Aw, man.... bit.ly/2iFBi5 #
• 21:28 Good thing Sean Payton is patient with his kickers... #
• 21:37 Except Elam doesn't play for Payton. I'm an idiot. #
• 21:49 Why is Cliff Lee still in? Do they not want him for emergencies in Game 7? #
• 22:27 I do love clutch DPs #

• 01:34 How I spent last weekend, as transcribed better than I could: RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39339 SLCR #143: Ben Folds (October 23, 2009) #
• 02:24 @albertxii A pain I know all too well. #
• 13:55 @swishster What kind? #
• 15:27 *Ahem* Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
• 15:33 RT @MichaelDavSmith: Bob Ryan and Mitch Albom said on ESPN today that GB fans would cheer Favre. Big-time columnists out of touch with fans #
• 15:44 John Jolly is dead to me #
• 16:38 Goddamn Vikings. God. Damn. Vikings. #
• 16:58 All bias set aside: how is Harvin contributing to this degree this fast? He was supposed to be a project. #
• 17:53 @thecubsfan No reason to stop now! #
• 18:06 I hate football. #
• 18:38 In honor of Halloween, I would be delighted to shove a stake through the heart of #BrettFavre #
• 19:56 @swishster Sounds made up #
• 21:05 Sabathia has so many rolls and lines in his neck that he looks like a caterpillar. #

• 09:54 @MichaelDavSmith Wow, did they ALWAYS show climactic scenes on S&E? #
• 23:08 @The_W My eyes! It burns! #
• 23:28 Cartman & Christopher Walken have gone a long way this week towards teaching me the lyrics of Pokerface #

• 07:20 RT @JPosnanski Jeter says it was dumb to bunt with 2 strikes last night; waiting for someone to say it was dumb to try with zero strikes too #
• 08:08 #FF Live baseball commentary: @sportspickle @sportsguy33 @KenTremendous @JPosnanski @OldHossRadbourn @yesmichaelkay @tdphillipsjr #
• 08:11 #FF Live football commentary: @fb_outsiders @sportspickle (again) @SI_PeterKing @injuryexpert @FO_ASchatz #
• 08:12 Twitter was MADE for live sports #
• 11:02 @KevinMarshall More alarming, King thinks he's getting into heaven. #
• 19:13 @PTIShow Any plans of doing 5GM with anyone from the Strikeforce CBS show? Perhaps Brett Rogers? #
• 19:25 @pieman1121 This should work: bit.ly/11jYCW #
• 20:18 Omg, just saw the producers credit for #ParksandRec. "This unit of entertainment brought to you by Fremulon." God bless you, @KenTremendous #

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• 19:25 I have lists! I question the utility of lists. #
• 20:35 RT @sportspickle If I had to pick a '04 Red Sox player who would get busted for women's fertility drugs,I think I would have gone with Pedro #
• 20:44 Hey ump, if Howard caught that on a line, then why didn't he tag first? #

• 09:42 Omg I just it 50000 km. Pics to come. #
• 18:43 twitpic.com/nbx5z - Vehicular milestone, as promised #
• 19:39 RT @KevinMarshall Really cool video - how to punch like Fedor Emelianenko! bit.ly/TOiXC #
• 21:51 @albertxii Hi!
  
  Oh, THAT Regina. #

• 13:27 RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39306 TNA signs Hogan, Bischoff #

• 10:24 RT @KenTremendous ARod career ALCS: .347/.462/.707. Jeter career ALCS: .262/.347/.415. All-time postseason: ARod .977 OPS, Jeter .858. #
• 10:27 ARod Regular season stats: .305/.390/.576. Postseason: .307/.408/.570. Jeter Regular: .317/.388/.459. Postseason: .308/.381/.477. #
• 10:28 Moral of the story: Clutch doesn't exist, and when a player is better than another player, they will play better than the other player. #
• 12:59 RT @fb_outsiders Week 7 Audibles: bit.ly/4aI4rh #
• 21:18 @joalberts You're a girl #

• 14:08 About frickin' time that shitty Favre showed up. #
• 15:29 Cedric Benson is giving me a nasty habit of giggling like a schoolgirl. #
• 16:37 RT @sportspickle This will teach the Bears to never release Cedric Benson again for sucking for three years. #
• 21:01 Teams the Giants have beat this year: Washington (by 6), Dallas (by 2), Tampa, KC, and Oakland. Maybe we shouldn't be surprised. #

• 07:37 Ben was awesome, he played Bitxhes Aint Shit, and Kate Miller-Heidke is in the pantheon for opening acts that surprised me with awesome #
• 07:38 Pantheon: Driver, Will, Man Man, Against Me, & Miller-Heidke. She gets bonus points for an acoustic/opera version of "Toxic". #
• 14:52 Back in Saskatchewan! #
• 15:54 @jameskalyn These are the perks of falling dead asleep at 10pm Sask time #
• 17:50 twitpic.com/mt41m - Damn you Americans and your exotic snacks! (Not helped by Halloween season) #
• 18:54 How is Taylor Field louder when I'm NOT there??? #
• 22:19 @KevinMarshall In my heart of hearts, I believe Rothwell was probably warned adequately. #
• 22:20 Quite impressed by the pure goodness of Dragon-Rua. I think. #
• 22:41 The fuck. Rua? RUA? #
• 22:44 Wait. What?? #
• 23:04 Help me out, Tweeters. Who is less worthy of a title victory? (And I'm a Griffin over Rampage-er) #
• 23:16 @BrianFromBklyn Hecks yeah #

• 06:16 Big 2 days. On the road @ 7, drive 950 km to Fargo, see @benjaminfolds. Wake up tomorrow, drive 950 km home, see #UFC. Miss the #Riders,tho. #
• 09:10 Manitoba! #
• 10:07 RT @mandibarnett 9 hour journey to Fargo with @hansen9j to see @benjaminfolds tonight. #
• 10:10 Brandon! #
• 11:47 Just outside Winnipeg, and realized I don't have my passport. Fuck! #
• 13:49 Safely across the border :) #
• 13:50 Hello America, it is good to be in you again. Please direct me to your exotic potato chips. #
• 16:08 Hello Fargo! I am here! #
• 20:48 Oh god I have too many chips. I got 3 bags of spicy Cheetos, 1 jalapeno cheeto, one pizza dorito, 1 spicy sweet chili dorito #

• 14:59 @sportsguy33 The Fleury book being #1 is not comedy. Trust me. #
• 18:55 RT @DanPorter33: Tom Cable won't be charged w/ assault. But DA still investigating how Raiders could draft Heyward-Bey. #