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2009-11-07T06:01:32Z

14:11 @fb_outsiders SLC, Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto, LA, San Antonio, Hartford, Calgary #
14:12 @JayJayDean Crap, I forgot Vegas! #
16:33 Spent too much time figuring out the new divisions for my answer to @fb_outsiders' question, assuming 40 teams = 8 by 5. Will write it soon. #
16:58 RT @OldHossRadbourn You've heard about Catherine the Great and the horse, no? A historical tidbit for you: "horse" is a typo. It's "Hoss." #
17:46 Hey, @JayJayDean already started the discussion! I'll contribue when I get a chance RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39386 Let's expand the NFL #
18:03 @JayJayDean Yeah, my four Canadian teams will also be met with a resounding no. Still gonna do it, though. #
19:32 @JayJayDean Heh, I'm even a CFL season ticket holder. If those four collapse, the Riders will reign supreme! #
22:31 So, big home game for the Riders tomorrow night. Do I watch Strikeforce on pvr, or do I just read results & watch the interesting fights? #

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2009-11-06T06:01:32Z

08:33 RT @OldHossRadbourn These all-defense, no offense first base men like M. Teixeira are a throwback to a bygone era. It does me proud. #
12:46 @MichaelDavSmith Any early expectations on ratings? Are they aiming for Kimbos, or just hoping they don't get Smith/Lawler? #
15:12 @joereid Or visiting France. #
15:15 The truth comes out! RT @yesmichaelkay Hey fans! Iiiiiiiiiit's the only blog I read! bit.ly/3UILgf #
20:10 It's official: #ParksandRec has finally went past "potential" and into "really good". #
20:10 Although this is after an episode that did not focus on Lady Michael Scott, so we'll see about next week. #
20:42 Resisting... urge... to fast forward through #TheOffice... #

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2009-11-05T06:02:23Z

09:45 @fb_outsiders Every vote that is not a vote for BF is a vote I can get behind. #
11:24 RT @joereid The Ten Gayest Freeze-Frames from the "Hannah Montana" movie: tinyurl.com/yhoguq2 #
13:36 RT @drhastings Anybody else horrified when Jeff Dunham showed up on 30 Rock, and it looked like he might be the new TGS cast member? #
18:37 YES! RT @choochoobear Oh, @pvponline, you beautiful bastard: tinyurl.com/y98ghdk #
21:36 If Marcus Jones loses, we riot. #tuf #
22:10 RT @sportspickle This game must be fun for Jimmy Fallon 'cause he grew up a Yankees fan. And Mets fan. And BoSox fan. Probably Phillies, too #

PVPonline NAILS it.

2009-11-05T00:38:35Z

Dinosaur Comics!

2009-11-04T16:00:10Z

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2009-11-04T06:01:06Z

14:33 @Adam_Schefter So if he clears waivers, he's a full FA with the ability to sign for more (but probably less) than the $2.4M with whomever? #
14:38 Once again, when @choochoobear talks, you should listen. He's hitting all the right points on gay marriage. #
14:52 @thatbootlegguy Any early results? #

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2009-11-03T06:01:01Z

08:56 Talking with non-NFL fans at work who think that Packers fans booing Favre is classless. Trying to keep my tone measured and non-homicidal. #
09:16 RT @ryanqnorth The Doom boxart artist has died :( RT @PosterchildPITH Aw, man.... bit.ly/2iFBi5 #
21:28 Good thing Sean Payton is patient with his kickers... #
21:37 Except Elam doesn't play for Payton. I'm an idiot. #
21:49 Why is Cliff Lee still in? Do they not want him for emergencies in Game 7? #
22:27 I do love clutch DPs #

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2009-11-02T06:01:01Z

01:34 How I spent last weekend, as transcribed better than I could: RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39339 SLCR #143: Ben Folds (October 23, 2009) #
02:24 @albertxii A pain I know all too well. #
13:55 @swishster What kind? #
15:27 *Ahem* Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
15:33 RT @MichaelDavSmith: Bob Ryan and Mitch Albom said on ESPN today that GB fans would cheer Favre. Big-time columnists out of touch with fans #
15:44 John Jolly is dead to me #
16:38 Goddamn Vikings. God. Damn. Vikings. #
16:58 All bias set aside: how is Harvin contributing to this degree this fast? He was supposed to be a project. #
17:53 @thecubsfan No reason to stop now! #
18:06 I hate football. #
18:38 In honor of Halloween, I would be delighted to shove a stake through the heart of #BrettFavre #
19:56 @swishster Sounds made up #
21:05 Sabathia has so many rolls and lines in his neck that he looks like a caterpillar. #

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2009-11-01T06:00:51Z

09:54 @MichaelDavSmith Wow, did they ALWAYS show climactic scenes on S&E? #
23:08 @The_W My eyes! It burns! #
23:28 Cartman & Christopher Walken have gone a long way this week towards teaching me the lyrics of Pokerface #

Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga's Poker Face

2009-11-01T04:30:38Z

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2009-10-31T06:00:53Z

07:20 RT @JPosnanski Jeter says it was dumb to bunt with 2 strikes last night; waiting for someone to say it was dumb to try with zero strikes too #
08:08 #FF Live baseball commentary: @sportspickle @sportsguy33 @KenTremendous @JPosnanski @OldHossRadbourn @yesmichaelkay @tdphillipsjr #
08:11 #FF Live football commentary: @fb_outsiders @sportspickle (again) @SI_PeterKing @injuryexpert @FO_ASchatz #
08:12 Twitter was MADE for live sports #
11:02 @KevinMarshall More alarming, King thinks he's getting into heaven. #
19:13 @PTIShow Any plans of doing 5GM with anyone from the Strikeforce CBS show? Perhaps Brett Rogers? #
19:25 @pieman1121 This should work: bit.ly/11jYCW #
20:18 Omg, just saw the producers credit for #ParksandRec. "This unit of entertainment brought to you by Fremulon." God bless you, @KenTremendous #

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2009-10-30T13:24:56Z

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2009-10-30T06:00:50Z

19:25 I have lists! I question the utility of lists. #
20:35 RT @sportspickle If I had to pick a '04 Red Sox player who would get busted for women's fertility drugs,I think I would have gone with Pedro #
20:44 Hey ump, if Howard caught that on a line, then why didn't he tag first? #

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2009-10-29T06:00:56Z

09:42 Omg I just it 50000 km. Pics to come. #
18:43 twitpic.com/nbx5z - Vehicular milestone, as promised #
19:39 RT @KevinMarshall Really cool video - how to punch like Fedor Emelianenko! bit.ly/TOiXC #
21:51 @albertxii Hi!

Oh, THAT Regina. #

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2009-10-28T06:00:50Z

13:27 RT @The_W the-w.com/t/39306 TNA signs Hogan, Bischoff #

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2009-10-27T06:01:16Z

10:24 RT @KenTremendous ARod career ALCS: .347/.462/.707. Jeter career ALCS: .262/.347/.415. All-time postseason: ARod .977 OPS, Jeter .858. #
10:27 ARod Regular season stats: .305/.390/.576. Postseason: .307/.408/.570. Jeter Regular: .317/.388/.459. Postseason: .308/.381/.477. #
10:28 Moral of the story: Clutch doesn't exist, and when a player is better than another player, they will play better than the other player. #
12:59 RT @fb_outsiders Week 7 Audibles: bit.ly/4aI4rh #
21:18 @joalberts You're a girl #

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2009-10-26T06:00:59Z

14:08 About frickin' time that shitty Favre showed up. #
15:29 Cedric Benson is giving me a nasty habit of giggling like a schoolgirl. #
16:37 RT @sportspickle This will teach the Bears to never release Cedric Benson again for sucking for three years. #
21:01 Teams the Giants have beat this year: Washington (by 6), Dallas (by 2), Tampa, KC, and Oakland. Maybe we shouldn't be surprised. #

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2009-10-25T06:00:48Z

07:37 Ben was awesome, he played Bitxhes Aint Shit, and Kate Miller-Heidke is in the pantheon for opening acts that surprised me with awesome #
07:38 Pantheon: Driver, Will, Man Man, Against Me, & Miller-Heidke. She gets bonus points for an acoustic/opera version of "Toxic". #
14:52 Back in Saskatchewan! #
15:54 @jameskalyn These are the perks of falling dead asleep at 10pm Sask time #
17:50 twitpic.com/mt41m - Damn you Americans and your exotic snacks! (Not helped by Halloween season) #
18:54 How is Taylor Field louder when I'm NOT there??? #
22:19 @KevinMarshall In my heart of hearts, I believe Rothwell was probably warned adequately. #
22:20 Quite impressed by the pure goodness of Dragon-Rua. I think. #
22:41 The fuck. Rua? RUA? #
22:44 Wait. What?? #
23:04 Help me out, Tweeters. Who is less worthy of a title victory? (And I'm a Griffin over Rampage-er) #
23:16 @BrianFromBklyn Hecks yeah #

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2009-10-24T06:36:17Z

06:16 Big 2 days. On the road @ 7, drive 950 km to Fargo, see @benjaminfolds. Wake up tomorrow, drive 950 km home, see #UFC. Miss the #Riders,tho. #
09:10 Manitoba! #
10:07 RT @mandibarnett 9 hour journey to Fargo with @hansen9j to see @benjaminfolds tonight. #
10:10 Brandon! #
11:47 Just outside Winnipeg, and realized I don't have my passport. Fuck! #
13:49 Safely across the border :) #
13:50 Hello America, it is good to be in you again. Please direct me to your exotic potato chips. #
16:08 Hello Fargo! I am here! #
20:48 Oh god I have too many chips. I got 3 bags of spicy Cheetos, 1 jalapeno cheeto, one pizza dorito, 1 spicy sweet chili dorito #

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2009-10-23T06:00:50Z

14:59 @sportsguy33 The Fleury book being #1 is not comedy. Trust me. #
18:55 RT @DanPorter33: Tom Cable won't be charged w/ assault. But DA still investigating how Raiders could draft Heyward-Bey. #

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2009-10-22T06:01:12Z

15:35 Alternatively excited and terrified of tonight's wrestling-themed #SouthPark. #
20:48 @Tbausmer Welcome! #

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2009-10-21T06:01:08Z

09:43 @choochoobear Wait, whose private parts is she grabbing? Her husband, or the other man? If it's the latter, then I understand. #
09:45 @choochoobear And how often did that actually come up? Was that really an issue? "We need to put a stop to all this dick-grabbing." #
09:46 Fun bible verses, via @choochoobear: Deuteronomy 25:11-12 #
09:47 "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out... #
09:47 ...and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." #
09:48 Gotta love the Bible banning things that would only happen on the set of Jerry Springer. #
14:02 Weird, Nigel McGuinness is debuting tonight. For TNA. I had thought recently that his going to WWE never did end up as offical. #
20:45 I am very impressed at how authentic the Tim Horton's in How I Met Your Mother was. #

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2009-10-20T06:00:56Z

09:47 A must-read every Monday. RT @fb_outsiders Audibles! bit.ly/3pbEf4 #
15:26 RT @joereid Four days later, I remain both repulsed & intrigued by taking a hot dog, stuffing it with some cheese, & wrapping it in a pizza. #
18:13 Wow. The Chargers do not have a single 100yd rusher this year. That's season, not game. As in, no player has a total of 100yds this year. #
19:16 Weird to read Chuck Klosterman refer to Aaron Schatz of @fb_outsiders as if he was a conservative observer that hates change and innovation. #
19:32 @fb_outsiders Footnote #11 bit.ly/3T9ntP/091019 #
19:59 This game is officially absurd. #
21:29 I never thought I'd say this, but the Broncos are fools for not using Buckhalter more. #
21:37 I lost one league by 0.1 points, and am now losing another league by 0.74. Why do I play fantasy? #
21:39 I love you so much Antonio Gates #
21:43 That wacky tip play for Gates barely gave me the win. #
22:07 @sportsguy33 Your Ewing Theory column focusing on how the Patriots would be better if Bledsoe got hurt is still the #1 #
22:42 Four days til Ben Folds! #
23:37 Guys! Why didn't anybody tell me that Bill Lawrence was the creator of Cougar Town? Scrubs! CLONE HIGH! I need to catch up fast... #

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2009-10-19T06:00:58Z

00:29 @luchablog I expected it AND am surprised #
12:30 They should just call that an interception in the end zone for the Browns. They deserve a make good after that first down ruling. #
14:11 Brett Favre's sole goal in life appears to be to make me cry. #
14:20 David Carr has more TD passes this year than JaMarcus Russell. #
14:41 Touché, JaMarcus. Touché. #
14:56 I just saw JaMarcus Russell do the slowest spin move in history. Successfully. #
14:58 RT @sportspickle That JaMarcus Russell spin move looked like a prize hog spinning on a spit. #
15:10 Is being offside now legal? I've seen so many uncalled today. #
15:43 @injuryexpert I had assumed Twitter problems. #
16:26 Did Vince Young fuck Jeff Fisher's wife? #
17:07 "Repeat after me: trust the NFC East to cover spreads." @tdphillipsjr #
17:11 Congratulations to @thatbootlegguy. Completely bewildered congratulations. #
20:42 The "Beauty and the Beast" sketch on #SNL was phenomenal. #
20:47 Or on the internet if you're Canadian RT @KevinMarshall VENTURE BROTHERS season 4 premiere is tonight @ midnight (EST)on Adult Swim. #
21:09 @KevinMarshall Nah, I'm just going to have to remember to grab it later. The legality will be questionable. :) #
21:32 OMG Dungeon of Doom vignettes on WWE Vintage Collection! #
21:47 LOL at Zodiac saying "Yes! No! Yes! No" when in the submission hold, confusing the ref. #
22:01 Disappointed in the lack of the Tower of Doom 8-on-2 match. #

Awesome SNL Sketch

2009-10-19T02:44:09Z

Watch it now before it gets yanked.